murlocbl00d: awwwe hahaha
oh shit son guess which smooth motherfu- bicycle where the fuck are my cookies where the fuck did they go
Rest in Peace, SammySung.
nocturnalbynature: Today my phone took a leap of faith out of my pocket into a bowl of milk where it immediately met its fate. When it heard of the phone I was soon replacing it with it could no longer bear this world. Rest in Peace, SammySung. You will probably be forgotten. Sorry. I am now phoneless until the weekend, thus, I’M FREE. I’ll be sure to give you a ring